Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
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