I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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