I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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