This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Randomize
