What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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