Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
