The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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