I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
porn star boner night. come get it.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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