upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Randomize
