And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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