is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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