The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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