Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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