Buhtt sex?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I need water and some morals
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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