Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
