normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
