never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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