my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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