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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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