He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
i need some magic done to my vagina
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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