Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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