You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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