Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Randomize
