i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Welp...herpes.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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