Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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