SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I supernannyed him into submission
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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