they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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