Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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