Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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