Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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