I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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