I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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