You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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