What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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