Ambien. No doubt about it.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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