So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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