I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
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