There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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