Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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