so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
