I wanna bring you to show and tell
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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