Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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