So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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