we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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