Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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