it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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