EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
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Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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