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He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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