Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
You left your phone here
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