Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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