What should our trivia night team be named?
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Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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