If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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