He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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