I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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