How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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