just tell him i said nine months
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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